"there is no man in this world who can combine both swag and class in perfe…"
why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent
no because it’s dead
The power an EF-5 tornado can do, a piece of wood through cement.
Oklahoma the place where paper beats rock.
my school is talking about internet safety or something
The first time they’ve ever been right.
everyone hates oboe reeds
when youre trying to get somewhere but the person in front of you is walking extremely slow
WATCH FUTURAMA THEY SAID. IT’S A FUNNY SHOW THEY SAID.